Miller Lite IS probably more not good than plain old bad. It’s just a generic light beer. We’ll probably make it one of the three beers on tap at our wedding this fall, and that’s what 99% of the people will drink.

And now, a word from Cliff:

“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

On to Shiner Bock. It might say something about me but I remember exactly where I was when had my first Shiner Bock. It changed my outlook on paying extra for good beer and I’ve been a little poorer but much happier ever since.

I would have to call Miller Highlife or Natural Light “piss” before Miller Light. Miller Light is so inoffensive and, well, light, I can’t really say it’s bad. It’s just not good.

Guinness draught and Yuengling (Black & Tan) are still my favorite widely distributed beers.