The dark lord discovered our hidden rebel base this weekend. This is what happened.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, that's all you are.
Clay — September 27, 2005 @ 7:56 AM
Haha. Is Virginia your mom? She just called you crazy!
So, let’s talk about what we know.
1) It appears you have two cats.
2) You have a ping pong table.
3) You enjoy bloody marys, yet the bottle of mix is unopened so you either a) drink a lot of it and have extra on hand or b) just pretend that you like it and have some to offer to friends when they come over on Sundays.
4) You cook with gas.
5) You hate UT.
6) It wouldn’t surprise me if you drank a glass full of raw eggs.
7) You play vintage Monopoly.
8) Globalization is about teenagers who cannot pull their pants up or face the camera.
9) You have a desktop computer.
10) Somebody who lives in your house has allergies.
11) You have a history of melting things and starting fires for fun.
Clay — September 27, 2005 @ 9:58 AM
Nice. I got caught in your spam filter. Or you deleted my comment on purpose. Hmm…
Greg — September 27, 2005 @ 6:15 PM
Ha…who knew I was giving away so many secrets? Maybe your list was too long. The spam-o-terminator can be temperamental. Just like a woman.
Let’s see…
1. Yes, two scratching, clawing, meowing terrorists waging jihad on the couch.
2. Ping pong is life
3. My favorite mixed drink is a Bloody Mary, but I don’t like that mix, so I’m hoping I can pawn it off on somebody.
4. I have gas. Beware.
5. UT? Never heard of ‘em. Perhaps you meant t.u.
6. Any man playing grabass or fightin’ in the building spends a night in the box.
7. We start Monopoly games. Play? Notsomuch.
8. Just wait until you can go anywhere in the world and see kids wearing gigantic pants halfway down their ass.
9. The beast.
10. Nicole is allergic to cats. Go figure.
11. I am pure evil. Except on Wednesday nights. Too busy.
