The Duck Wore a Mohawk
Stop staring at my beak sucka! I pity the fool.

Stop staring at my beak sucka! I pity the fool.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, that's all you are.
Clay — March 10, 2005 @ 1:06 PM
How exactly was this chimera packaged and labeled? Are you ever going to be able to get Nicole out of the bathtub now that you have a Mr. T ducky?
Greg — March 10, 2005 @ 8:23 PM
You’re talking a whole lotta jibba-jabba. Like I’d let Nicole take my Mr. T ducky in the bathtub like some common rubber duck. I pity the fool.
I thought old Clubber would inspire a few more comments, but it doesn’t look like it’s going to happen. Of course, I seem to be disappearing off link lists this week, so who knows what to expect.
Nicole — March 10, 2005 @ 9:38 PM
He’s obsessive…and by the way, Mr. T and I share alone time when you’re not around!
trench — March 11, 2005 @ 6:47 AM
muwhahahaa! Mr T. the DUCK? Anyone remember that movie Howard the Duck! LOL
Nicole — March 11, 2005 @ 6:48 AM
I watched that movie so many times. My grandma had it on tape, and I would watch it all the time when we went over there.
Clay — March 11, 2005 @ 12:38 PM
I remember being so excited about that when it came out in the theater. I dragged my dad down to the theater to see it with me. Poor man.
kartooner — March 11, 2005 @ 3:24 PM
Greg, where on earth did you find a Mr.T / Duck hybrid?
Nicole, if you liked Howard the Duck, then you’ll be digging a future article on kartooner.com. I’m going to delve into the world of Howard the Duck including what inspired it and it’s underground, cult status.
I figure I might as well use my site to dig up nostalgic topics, like Greg sometimes does. :)
Oh, sorry you were left off my link list. You’ll be put back on there, I’m just cleaning house.
Greg — March 11, 2005 @ 6:05 PM
Nicole found the duck for me. I guess she figured I didn’t have my fair share of useless funny stuff. I never saw Howard the Duck, but I’ve heard a few scary stories…
The problem must be worse than I thought because I had yet to notice my absence from Kartooner-land. The site has looked different each time I’ve visited over the past few weeks. However, I just surfed over and see that I am now “Gary”. Uh…thanks. Ha.
kartooner — March 11, 2005 @ 10:55 PM
Hah, sorry for the typo :) I suppose since I’m linking also to Gary Shewan, my mind decided “Let’s put Gary instead of Greg.”
It’s been a long week and while I haven’t a better excuse for the typo, I do apologize.
Not in the “Cry in my arms and buy you flowers” kind of apology, but the “There, there, Greg and Gary are kind of the same, just change the ‘e’ to an ‘a’ and switch the ‘r’ and add a ‘y’ in place of the ‘g’” kind of apology.
Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.
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