Shrub: physical comedian
The man is gifted.
Most people have probably heard by now that GBu had a minor accident on his bike out in Crawford and scraped his face up. This is news? So he got going too fast on his BMX and had an accident. It’s happened to the best of us. I should have sent my brother over there to laugh at him. In a related story, I fell asleep on the floor in the living room Friday night and got a carpet burn on my wrist. Ouch.
Of course, this story pales in comparison to the pretzel choking incident of 2002. I mean, the man passed out for a few seconds. That’s entertainment! A few seconds more and Dick would have came out of the oxygen coffin and starting pressing every red button in the control room.
Since it turned out to be a false alarm, the veep should have used the extra time to see a chiropractor about that bent neck. Okay, I can’t verify that he has a neck, but his head appears to have been attached a little crooked. If anybody knows about this being a common side effect of selling your soul to the devil, let me know. I don’t want to come off as unsympathetic.
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